The Bad Snap Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“Stroud gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Stroud slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
78%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.