The Snap Count Hex of C.J. Stroud
C.J. Stroud · HOU · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Stroud's stadium. Only over Stroud.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stroud's week
- Stroud will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Stroud tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stroud drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse C.J. Stroud in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If C.J. Stroud is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing C.J. Stroud actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.