The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- A mysterious flag erases Parkinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Parkinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.