The Invisible Route Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Parkinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Parkinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Blake Corum
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.