The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Parkinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Parkinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.