The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Parkinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Parkinson, Parkinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.