The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- The broadcast shows Parkinson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Parkinson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Parkinson, Parkinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Blake Corum
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.