The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Parkinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Parkinson, Parkinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.