The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
- Parkinson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Parkinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.