The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Parkinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Parkinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.