The Mystery Tweak Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Parkinson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Parkinson, Parkinson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.