The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Parkinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Parkinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.