The Hamstring Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Parkinson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Parkinson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.