The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Colby Parkinson
Colby Parkinson · LAR · TE
“Parkinson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Parkinson's week
- Parkinson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Parkinson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Parkinson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Colby Parkinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colby Parkinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colby Parkinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.