The Phantom Flag Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Loveland scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Loveland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.