The Late Scratch Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Ref: "Number Loveland, that's a flag." Loveland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Loveland scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.