The Hamstring Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Loveland sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Loveland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.