The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Colston Loveland
Colston Loveland · CHI · TE
“Loveland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Loveland's week
- Loveland is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Loveland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Loveland, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Colston Loveland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Colston Loveland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Colston Loveland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.