The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Goedert goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Goedert scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.