The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Goedert tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goedert's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.