The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Goedert lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
84%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Goedert, Goedert, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.