The Invisible Route Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Goedert lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goedert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.