The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Ref: "Number Goedert, that's a flag." Goedert: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Goedert catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
78%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goedert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.