The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Goedert scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Goedert scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.