The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- A mysterious flag erases Goedert's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows Goedert on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goedert's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.