The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Goedert's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Goedert will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goedert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.