The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Goedert gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Goedert drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.