The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Goedert's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goedert's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.