The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Goedert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goedert's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.