The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Goedert, that's a flag." Goedert: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goedert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.