The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- The broadcast shows Goedert on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Goedert gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goedert's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.