The Snap Count Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- The broadcast shows Goedert on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Goedert gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Goedert drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.