The Invisible Route Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Ref: "Number Goedert, that's a flag." Goedert: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goedert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.