The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goedert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.