The Hamstring Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goedert's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.