The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Goedert's stadium. Only over Goedert.
90%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goedert's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.