The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Goedert on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goedert's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.