The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Goedert has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goedert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.