The Snap Count Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Goedert spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Goedert drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.