The Hamstring Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Goedert tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Goedert scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.