The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kincaid goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kincaid's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.