The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Ref: "Number Kincaid, that's a flag." Kincaid: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kincaid will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kincaid, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.