The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.