The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Schultz's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Schultz scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.