The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Schultz's stadium. Only over Schultz.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Schultz is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
85%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.