The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Schultz, Schultz, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.