The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Ref: "Number Schultz, that's a flag." Schultz: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.