The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Schultz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.