The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Schultz gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.