The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Schultz gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
84%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.